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FML AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D HAD A BAD DAY

FML AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D HAD A BAD DAY

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The idea is simple: in a few sentences, people describe the moments that have ruined their day. These snapshot anecdotes are embarrassing, humiliating, horrific - and very, very funny. Perhaps worst of all, they're all 100 per cent real...*** Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from hittin...

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    The idea is simple: in a few sentences, people describe the moments that have ruined their day. These snapshot anecdotes are embarrassing, humiliating, horrific - and very, very funny. Perhaps worst of all, they're all 100 per cent real...*** Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from hitting the wall. FML Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said, 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said, 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect, said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her 'Edward'. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her Twilight book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.

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